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Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Touché"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Silent type, eh?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Shark Chum

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

The Deep Thinker

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).