Desk Diner T-Shirts

'A word about desk dining...'

"A bigger sandwich doesn't grant you a longer lunch break."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Dining Al-desko

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'Regular or decapitated?'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Chicken Coupe.

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'You made me jump,'

"Just a drop."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"