Desktop Diner T-Shirts

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

Dining al desko

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Can I have flies with that'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

Zagat Rated.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Internet Restaurant

Big Boy Foot

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'You made me jump,'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"