Decor Decorum Gifts

Feng Shui

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Framed Lady

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Pillows in love.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"We're out of flowers."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Missing sock

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)