Quirky Decorum Fan Gifts

I'm coming out. Are you decent?

"Cat box"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Double Saxophone

Antler Buzzers.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Flying in Formation.

Oreolas

"I could do that."

The water desk

Deer Cross Dressing.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"We're out of flowers."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

French Animal Noises.

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Flower Painting

Mice 25¢

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Snake liposuction.