Tacky Decor Fan Gifts

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Cake Free Zone

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Mice 25¢

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Food inspection results

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

WInter Fish

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'