Tacky Decor Fan Pillows

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Cake Free Zone

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Food inspection results

Mice 25¢

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

'A Dust Cow'.

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'