Tacky Decor Lovers Pillows

Food inspection results

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Carnations.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"How?"

Missing sock

The Ugly Plant

"Butt cracker"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Red in tooth and claw.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Table Tennis ball-boys