Kitschy Decor Lover Pillows

"Take us to your leader." "Then your shops—I’d like to pick up some kitschy bric-a-brac."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Snow globe

Carnations.

Food inspection results

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

Missing sock

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Red in tooth and claw.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"She always gets the upper bunk."