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Food inspection results

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

His & hers towels.

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Missing sock

"How?"

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

The Ugly Plant

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Butt cracker"

Red in tooth and claw.

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Table Tennis ball-boys

My first Boyfriend.