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'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

Carnations.

Food inspection results

Missing sock

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"How?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Butt cracker"

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Red in tooth and claw.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

The Ugly Plant

Table Tennis ball-boys

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'