Religious Decorum Fan Gifts

New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners

Tiny Visions

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Dogma

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Om and Ommer

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"Holy moly!"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

Male On Sunday

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Moral Outrage.

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"My Name is I AM, and I approve of this message."

Rex and the Ten Commands