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Defender Of Decorum Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who champions decorum but with a cheeky sense of humor? Our collection captures the playful side of the defender of decorum, blending wit and sophistication. Whether it’s a mug for their morning brew, a fun t-shirt, a cozy pillow, or a striking print, these items bring a lighthearted touch to their commitment to manners and proper conduct. Surprise your loved one with a gift that celebrates their value of civility while adding a dash of humor to their daily routine.
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"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."
"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"
"Why can't you ever be serious?"
Breast Feeding in Public
Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.
"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."
'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''
Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?
You're right, judge: I don't have a legal leg to stand on. Obviously, I need to lie down in your chambers before I fall over. Why don't you look in on me in a few minutes?
'I told you never to Facebook, Bebo, Hotmail, Yahoo, MSN or phone me at work...'
Edward Cranston, four-letter general.
"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."
Top Tips For Video Interviews
"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."
New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners
"At least try to eat your soup in time with the music."
Pleasant!
"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"
'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'
'Put away that damned smartphone!'
'...and you're the reason power ties have lost their cachet!'
"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."
'His heels are ruining this deck !'
Hey, where are your manners? The squirrel pelt goes on your lap!
'Ringtone or No ringtones section?'
"Oh, I got them for cartooning."
Newly Proposed Phone Regulations.
I'm coming out. Are you decent?
"Pressing this one makes me giggle."
"You look like you haven't lost weight."
Mobile Phones - Noise Pollution Meets Personal Space Invaders
"Excuse me - I'm trying to have private conversation here!"
Defender Of Decorum Gifts Collection
Defender Of Decorum Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously honor the defender of decorum—each one designed to bring a smile with every sip.
Defender Of Decorum Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate civility and humor—great for sprucing up any space with a playful touch.
Defender Of Decorum Prints
Browse our artistic prints capturing the spirit of decorum—adding personality and humor to every room.
Defender Of Decorum T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts featuring the defender of decorum—ideal for making a statement with humor and style.