Defender Of Decorum T-Shirts

"Polite company does not discuss religion, politics, education, gender, climate, diet, credit scores..."

"Gift"

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

Breast Feeding in Public

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

You're right, judge: I don't have a legal leg to stand on. Obviously, I need to lie down in your chambers before I fall over. Why don't you look in on me in a few minutes?

'I told you never to Facebook, Bebo, Hotmail, Yahoo, MSN or phone me at work...'

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."

Top Tips For Video Interviews

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners

"At least try to eat your soup in time with the music."

Pleasant!

"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

'...and you're the reason power ties have lost their cachet!'

"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

Hey, where are your manners? The squirrel pelt goes on your lap!

'Ringtone or No ringtones section?'

"Oh, I got them for cartooning."

Newly Proposed Phone Regulations.

I'm coming out. Are you decent?

"Pressing this one makes me giggle."

"You look like you haven't lost weight."

Mobile Phones - Noise Pollution Meets Personal Space Invaders

"Excuse me - I'm trying to have private conversation here!"