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"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Gift"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Antonin Scalia

"Impartiality becomes you."

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

Judge

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

I'd like to see you in chambers, Mr. Fusco. I'm sorry. I don

'The defendant and the witnesses were bad enough, but then the JURY got hostile.'

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

'We find the defendant guilty, the defense a showboater and the DA a legal mal-practitioner.'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

Feng Shui

'Oh, boy!'

'I told you never to Facebook, Bebo, Hotmail, Yahoo, MSN or phone me at work...'

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"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."

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'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

The US Supreme Court displays its rulings out front.

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

No, I'm not asking you to declare the witness hostile, you honor. Can you just declare him

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'

''Guilty or not guilty'? - I didn't come here to be INSULTED!'

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'You claim deprivation led to this crime?!' 'I was deprived of a dvd player.'

'We, the jury, find the defendant to be a brutal, morally bereft, unscrupulous scum-bag AND guilty as charged.'

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