Decor Decorum T-Shirts

Feng Shui

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Framed Lady

Christmas Presents.

"Gift"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Pillows in love.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"We're out of flowers."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Missing sock

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Must Adopt As A Pair.