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Burp!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Rock Climber

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Surprise!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Non-Drip ?

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Baby squirrel & Berries

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Pillows in love.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"We're out of flowers."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Missing sock

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Hellbillies.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Art Gecko.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Ikea for Hippies