Decoraum Delight Gifts

Burp!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Surprise!"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Rock Climber

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Non-Drip ?

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Baby squirrel & Berries

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Pillows in love.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"We're out of flowers."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Missing sock

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Hellbillies.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Art Gecko.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.