Military Decorum Fan Gifts

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Is your security clearance top sacred?'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

The Trench-Sealer

'General practitoner'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

Really big bang

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

The changing of the guard.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Billards.

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

"Duty calling on line two, sir."

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

Metropolitan Marines

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."