Death Mythology Fan Gifts

Cat Grim Reapers

Bacchus.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Going Down?

Life and Death

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"He's So Your Type."

Existential Risk

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"