Death Mythology Fan Gifts

Cat Grim Reapers

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Bacchus.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Going Down?

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Life and Death

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"