Death Mythos Fan Gifts

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Going Down?

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"He's So Your Type."

Existential Risk

Viking River Raids

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