Death Mythos Fan Gifts

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Going Down?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Existential Risk

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"He's So Your Type."

Viking River Raids

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

"I dropped my goblet!"