Death Personification Fan Gifts

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Da Vinci Cod

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

You're my Venus

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Homo Zapiens

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Easter bunny Island.

Evolution

The Beginning of Nostalgia

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

Meet Thy Doom

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"Now you've done it!"

Thomas Wyatt

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."