Divine Punishment Fan Gifts

'What's with all the politicians suddenly getting struck by lightning?'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Zeus's Caddy

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

The Assumption of Mary

God's Law.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Mrs. Almighty.

Closed Thursdays.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

God and His Copilot.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

Angel Golf

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

'Like it? -- I call it 'Where's Waldo?''

On the Seventh Day

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."