Divine Punishment Fan Pillows

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Zeus's Caddy

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

God's Law.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Mrs. Almighty.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

God and His Copilot.

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Closed Thursdays.

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

'Like it? -- I call it 'Where's Waldo?''

Angel Golf

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

On the Seventh Day

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'