Death Personification Fan Mugs

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Da Vinci Cod

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

You're my Venus

Homo Zapiens

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Easter bunny Island.

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Evolution

Meet Thy Doom

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Thomas Wyatt

"Now you've done it!"

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."