Doom Fantasy Fan Gifts

'Your book, 'THE END IS NEAR'...if a reality, would necessitate, upon publication, that a book royalty payment be paid very fast or none at all.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Paranormal A-Z...

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Right here's fine."

100% carbon neutral

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'