Doom Fantasy Fan T-Shirts

'Your book, 'THE END IS NEAR'...if a reality, would necessitate, upon publication, that a book royalty payment be paid very fast or none at all.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Paranormal A-Z...

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Mouse Princess

Knight feeding his kids.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Pastries and Candy

"Right here's fine."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

100% carbon neutral

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."