Daytime Tv Lover Gifts

David Dickinson

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

TV-Man

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Solar Panel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Remote control wars.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'Come die with me.'

Young Houdini

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Reserved Parking

Sick person curled up at home

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

News Reporters.

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

'I hate reruns.'

"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."

Weather forecast.