Daytime Tv Lover Pillows

David Dickinson

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

TV-Man

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Solar Panel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Remote control wars.

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'Come die with me.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

Reserved Parking

Sick person curled up at home

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

News Reporters.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

Weather forecast.

"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."

'I hate reruns.'

'Well, you've trained him to be tidy - that's something.'

Siesta-time