Daytime Tv Fanatic Pillows

You had several calls during 'Countdown'.

Cut!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Astral Projection

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Miami Mice

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

As Seen Watching TV

Larry King

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."