Daytime Tv Fanatic Prints

You had several calls during 'Countdown'.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Miami Mice

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

As Seen Watching TV

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"The season finale of the world is near."

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."