Daytime Tv Devourer Prints

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

A couple decides what to watch.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Working from Home.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

3D

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'