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'They leave the TV on for me during the day when they go to work: Boy daytime TV is boring!'

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

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"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

It's well done, but I find it hard to stay interested since they cut down to just 13 episodes per season.

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Ready, steady, Operate'

Richard Hammond.

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"Why do mothers and fathers only get one day and sharks get a week?"

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

'This way, we'll never lose track of the remote.'

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

'No, I haven't told them the telly's gone yet!'

'Bailiff, there's a fight in the jury room. Someone turned off Dr. Phil.'

'I don't know how I was supposed to find the English Channel. I didn't even have the remote control.'

'I see you're still up. It's 11 o'clock and a school night. Go to bed!'

'I don't know why they say TV has killed the art of conversation...it's all we talk about.'

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

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