Daytime Tv Enthusiasts Gifts

'They leave the TV on for me during the day when they go to work: Boy daytime TV is boring!'

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

'Ready, steady, Operate'

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

"Why do mothers and fathers only get one day and sharks get a week?"

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

'I don't know why they say TV has killed the art of conversation...it's all we talk about.'

'I don't know how I was supposed to find the English Channel. I didn't even have the remote control.'

'No, I haven't told them the telly's gone yet!'

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

Don't bother me. I'm in my prime time mode.

'I see you're still up. It's 11 o'clock and a school night. Go to bed!'

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'Bailiff, there's a fight in the jury room. Someone turned off Dr. Phil.'