Dating Game Challenger Pillows

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Cards Blind Dating Game

"I fancy tall men."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"There's something different about you."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

On the start position

'My perfume? Actually, it's called 'insect repellent' but at the moment it doesn't seem to be working.'

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

'Oh yeah? Well step outside to my hotel room and say that.'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

'He's gone off me-he had a FULL tank!'

"I'm dating a 50-year-old woman! I need prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs and medical marijuana."

"You've got a new boyfriend - mummy has too!"

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

"Looks like someone is moving in on Bobby's Girl."

"You are just playing hard to get."

"How am I supposed to remember what day it is when it changes every day?"

"Wanna play chess, Baldo?"

"Don't let vending cheapen the moment."