Dating Game Explorer Pillows

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

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'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

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'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

Cards Blind Dating Game

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

"I'll be honest with you, Jeannette, I'm looking for a no-load relationship."

Man asking lady if she cares for him