Dating Game Challenger Gifts

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Cards Blind Dating Game

"Wanna play doctor?"

"There's something different about you."

"I fancy tall men."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'My perfume? Actually, it's called 'insect repellent' but at the moment it doesn't seem to be working.'

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

On the start position

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

'Oh yeah? Well step outside to my hotel room and say that.'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

"I'm dating a 50-year-old woman! I need prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs and medical marijuana."

"You've got a new boyfriend - mummy has too!"

'He's gone off me-he had a FULL tank!'

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

"How am I supposed to remember what day it is when it changes every day?"

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

"Looks like someone is moving in on Bobby's Girl."

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fisher a Message...

"You are just playing hard to get."

I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five. ?

"Wanna play chess, Baldo?"

I always suspected the Clippers owner Donald Sterling was a racist. I used to be a sportscaster. I covered the Clippers for a while. Played chess with him after the game once. I opened by moving the black pawn to C5. Oh, no. Don