Dating Games Strategist Pillows

'Oh yeah? Well step outside to my hotel room and say that.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Hockey Season.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Tetris Rejects

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Existential Risk

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Dating the efficiency expert.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.