Dating Game Strategists Pillows

"You are just playing hard to get."

'I sent out for everything.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Hockey Season.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Dating the efficiency expert.

Existential Risk

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Tetris Rejects