Dating Game Participant Pillows

"I fancy tall men."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Speed Dating Disasters

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"The fact that you rely on a teleprompter is a good indication that you need to work on your communication skills."

Impulse dating. A really bad idea.

Internal Clocks.

Cards Blind Dating Game

"There's something different about you."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Speed Dating

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

'My perfume? Actually, it's called 'insect repellent' but at the moment it doesn't seem to be working.'

"I was being myself like you advised. That's when she dumped me!"

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

'Oh yeah? Well step outside to my hotel room and say that.'

"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

"You've got a new boyfriend - mummy has too!"

'The name's Bond . . .Vagabond . . . '

"Oh, Harold would never divorce me. I hold the key to his heart. . . and one to a certain safety deposit box!"

"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind

"You are just playing hard to get."

"Number 3 also likes to lick himself in the sun for hours."

'I wouldn't eat at your house. My mum says your mum always dishes the dirt.'