Dating Game Participant Pillows

"I fancy tall men."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Speed Dating Disasters

Do you play footsie on the first date? Yes, but I only use the first toe.

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"The fact that you rely on a teleprompter is a good indication that you need to work on your communication skills."

Impulse dating. A really bad idea.

Internal Clocks.

Cards Blind Dating Game

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"There's something different about you."

Speed Dating

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

Why did you pick this restaurant? I like the subliminal message it sends my dates. Yes. Yes.

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

"I was being myself like you advised. That's when she dumped me!"

'My perfume? Actually, it's called 'insect repellent' but at the moment it doesn't seem to be working.'

Yield. Stop. We went out a couple of times, but I got tired of the mixed signals.

"She dumped me the minute I flunked out of medical school."

'Oh yeah? Well step outside to my hotel room and say that.'

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

I like the cut of your jib. Okay, full disclosure time: I have a pretty sick jib fetish. ? ?

"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."

"Oh, Harold would never divorce me. I hold the key to his heart. . . and one to a certain safety deposit box!"

"You've got a new boyfriend - mummy has too!"

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

'The name's Bond . . .Vagabond . . . '

"I'm recently separated from my significant other half."

"You are just playing hard to get."

'I wouldn't eat at your house. My mum says your mum always dishes the dirt.'