Dating Games Aficionado Pillows

Do you play footsie on the first date? Yes, but I only use the first toe.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Call me?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Camping-Pong

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Mantis Love

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Drive in movies.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Antler Buzzers.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Big boys' toys-r-us

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Tasty.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Banana Smoothie

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

Ostrich Bar