Darwin Day Gifts

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Feline Evolution.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"Love your ambiance!"

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Evolution

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Evolved to Ski.