Darwin Day T-Shirts

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Love your ambiance!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Evolution

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

D-Day landings of walking fish.

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."