Year Of The Dragon Celebration Gifts

"Love your ambiance!"

Support group for sheep.

A man looks up at the earth

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"He ran out of pee."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

Little boy dragon

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Latinos in the USA

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

What did I tell you kids about picking up your wrappers after you eat?

Go Britain!

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

A Dragon Tea

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

'Ok, ok, so it's National Oxpecker Day!'

Every year German birds migrate on the same route. An Audubon autobahn!

Beijing 2022

"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

"Blasted canned food again!"

Holiday Shopping

Welsh Dragons

'Darling, you were supposed to 'blow-out' the candles...'

"It wouldn't work, Arnie. I'm marshmallow and you're hollow!"

Royal Wedding on TV: 'His bottom drawer.'

"Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therein."