Year Of The Dragon Gifts

A Dragon Tea

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Warrior Woman

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

Handle With Care

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Self Help / Elf Help.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Organic Soldering.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"Love your ambiance!"

Welsh Dragon

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."