Year Of The Dragon T-Shirts

A Dragon Tea

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Organic Soldering.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Self Help / Elf Help.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"He ran out of pee."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Love your ambiance!"

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Welsh Dragon