Collecting Toy Dragons T-Shirts

'I'm off. Tinned food gives me indigestion.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"You left this on our ship."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Rocking horse

Surf Casting

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

The Hobby Store

Early Piety

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."