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Monster Food Fight.

The Runaway Horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

Vampire Bat

"1971... 2015..."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

Walsh Miniatures

'Out of action man.'

"You order the microbrew?"

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

The elephant in the room.

Athena

"I still want grandchildren.

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)