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Balloons and the Hedgehog

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Runaway Horse

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

The elephant in the room.

Children.

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Athena

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'