Collecting Santa Figurines T-Shirts

Have You Been Naughty Or Nice?

'As your agent, I get ten percent of every thing you make.'

'I want romance, passion, love.' - 'Tangible things only, Buddy.'

"We could save a lot of money on tariffs if we move our toy making operation from the North Pole to Cleveland."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Runaway Horse

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Mice playing double bass

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

C.P.A.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

The elephant in the room.

Athena

"You rang?"

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

Santa vs traffic warden...

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

Children.

Wine and chees tasting

Teddy Talk

Repossessed Properties.

"Was it someone you ate?"

Racers' Gate.