Collecting Santa Figurines T-Shirts

'I keep having this nightmare where I'm old and fat, haven't shaved in years and wherever I go, kids are bugging me for toys.'

Have You Been Naughty Or Nice?

'As your agent, I get ten percent of every thing you make.'

'I want romance, passion, love.' - 'Tangible things only, Buddy.'

"We could save a lot of money on tariffs if we move our toy making operation from the North Pole to Cleveland."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Runaway Horse

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"That's enough small talk."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Mice playing double bass

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

C.P.A.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

The elephant in the room.

Children.

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"You rang?"

Santa vs traffic warden...

Athena

Wine and chees tasting

Teddy Talk